Your junk is everywhere

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You wake up, roll over, wipe the drool from your mouth and the sleep from your eyes. Then it dawns on you, this will be the third week you've spent on your friend's couch and your back is slowly but surely becoming your worst enemy. Your junk is everywhere and more than once your friend has hinted you need to get going.

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ahh fuck you